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The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.
At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
By watching corn!
I thought he didn't care about the 1%
It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not
So that Minnesota does not get jealous.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
So you can tell them apart from feminists.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Half a centipede !
A Quakter
He tractor!
The visitors.
You flip it upside down.
someone flipped it.
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
A polo bear !
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
So they have something to do at night.
