Iowa Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

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He Tractor.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.