Minnesota Jokes

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

U.S. State Jokes More U.S. State Jokes

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

State Jokes More State Jokes

Which is the most courteous State in the US?

A: Conetiquette

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Mini Jokes More Mini Jokes

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

New Yorkers Jokes More New Yorkers Jokes

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

America Jokes More America Jokes

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.