Minnesota Jokes

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

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What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

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How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn