What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

British Jokes More British Jokes

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

Mini Jokes More Mini Jokes

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.