Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

Bras Jokes More Bras Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.