Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Virgin mobile.

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A nun falling down the stairs

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Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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Why aren't you supporting me

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.