What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

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The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

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Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.