What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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Why are Christians so bad at Trigonometry ?

They're afraid of sin

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin() !!!