What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What does God call his nose?

God knows.

What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan