What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.