What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater