What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........