What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

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What is the most independent kind of cheese?

Prov alone.

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.