What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

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What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.