What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

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Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.