What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

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What do hip pigs call their ladies?

Fine swine.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Fish Market Jokes More Fish Market Jokes

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!