What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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What do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.