Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

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What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.