What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off: