What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!