What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.