What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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Chicken Caesar Salad

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They both like a tight seal!

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He wanted to find a tight seal.

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What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.