What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

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Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal!

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Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.