Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

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They both like a tight seal!

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Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.