What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.