What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

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What do you call a fish with no eye's?

a fsh

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

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Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!