What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing