What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D