What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

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How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route