What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet