How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

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How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

What star sign is a donut?

It's a Taurus!