Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Gamer Jokes More Gamer Jokes

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.