The Alaskan Bull Worm.
You skip the flat ones.
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.
Just take some steps to avoid them!