What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.