What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

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What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.