How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.