Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

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Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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What do you call a snake that works for the government?

Senator.

What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

A: Senator.