What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K