What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.