What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K