How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

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How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

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How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!