How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!