Rave Party Jokes

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"