Ethiopia Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

A: Ethiopia!

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Games.

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

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How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Who is ant man's worst enemy?

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