Ethiopia Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

A: Ethiopia!

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Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

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panic

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Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.