Strap a steak to the ceiling
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Rave at the party.
Maully.
You staple food on the ceilings.
Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.
Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.
They torque.
The Grudge at a rave.
Because there's so much base.
Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh
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Mauly.
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.
Dubstrep.
Mentally dis-cabled.
Because they have trans-sisters.
He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.
He heard the food was a mess.
He was having his mid life crisis!
Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....
Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
Hugh Heifer
The hunger games
Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.
Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)
Because abortions float.
Bearren.
Sudden Lee
