Rave Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

What do bears take at raves?

Maully.

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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