What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

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What dance moves do physicists do?

the torque

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.