How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

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How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling