How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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Neighbor.

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What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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gingerbread

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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They torque.

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling