What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

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Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

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What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.