It's beer pressure.
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You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
A frog in a blender.
I did! Well here's the elastic band.
384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"
A sheep that can round itself up !
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The guy would survive the first round.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"
Chase it round the garden
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Ohio.
They'd be terrified
Because he was often scratched!
The X-Men
He gets mourning wood.
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around
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Jalapeno Business...........
one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.
A frog in a blender !
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
Because Jesus took the wheel.
I know how to turn a PC on.
He turned a leaf and made an entry.
