It's beer pressure.
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You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
A frog in a blender.
I did! Well here's the elastic band.
384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"
A sheep that can round itself up !
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The guy would survive the first round.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"
Chase it round the garden
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Ohio.
They'd be terrified
A jet propelled elephant !
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
She needed more concentration.
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
Steal a chicken
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
He was impeached!
He fell on his ash.
USB.
One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.
Christians pay for their sins
The egg actually gets laid!
Because he always uses a razor.
Attire.
