What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.