What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"