Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

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God Jokes More God Jokes

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room