Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

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Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.