Her mom rearranged the living room
Your mom is funny.
Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.
Leave the plunger in the toilet
She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
The living room( haha get it )
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
A: It was knotty.
A: Rearranged the furniture