Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie?

GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS

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Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )