Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.