Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

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What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...