Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room

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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter