Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

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What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

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What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter