Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter