Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...