Zombie Apocalypse Jokes

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

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Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

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Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.