What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!