What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

T Jokes More T Jokes

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!