Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

N Jokes More N Jokes

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How can you make seven even?

How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.