What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.