What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

Carbon Dating Jokes More Carbon Dating Jokes

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.