Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

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What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.