Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

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What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean