Badum Tsss Jokes

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

City Jokes More City Jokes

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What are you people doing?

making this crap up.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.