Badum Tsss Jokes

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking