What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

Aboriginal Jokes More Aboriginal Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.