What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

Aboriginal Jokes More Aboriginal Jokes

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.