What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.
Loo-Loo !
To crunch numbers.
Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
One you sit on and the other is a park bench.
Because two Wongs can't make a white.
Saltines.