What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

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Bubble and squeak !

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What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

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Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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And Abori-genie.

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One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

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The cauc.

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Because two wongs don't make a white!