Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.
Fleece Navidad!
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
How would you tell them apart from goldfish
His matey told him he needed an iPatch
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
He wanted to test out his new air brakes.
throw a load of dirty laundry in.
Throw in your laundry.
Because this docent makes any cents.
It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."
A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.
The cow jumped over the moon.
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
