Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it