Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

What's a good place for water-skiing?

A: A sloped lake.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.