How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear