How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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A buccaneer.

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A buck an ear!

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Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

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Atoll.

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A bannister always pays his deafs.

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There's too many ears

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear