Pierce Jokes

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A buccaneer!

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

A: Answering the stapler.

The specific ocean.

A buck an ear.

A buck an ear

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

A buccaneer.

A buccaneer!

a buck an ear

Couple's Daily Question Mug

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

A buck-an-ear.

A buck 'n ear

He waits for it at the next stop.

they are missing two towers.

A ginger bread man

The specific ocean.

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

A Buccaneer.

Check mate"..

A gun free zone

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

He couldn't take any more lip!

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

You unplug it!

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